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Can’t afford that diamond ring you’ve been eyeing at the jewelry store? No worries, I’ve got your back.

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Grab that Hidden Valley Ranch and get cooking!

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Yes, this is real. And that’s a picture of the final product, which honestly… doesn’t look too shabby as far as ranch dressings go.

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If you’re interested, jump on eBay.

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Though I dare say it might be less expensive to try making your own.

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