I woke up the other morning to an eerie fog covered world.

And an even eerier bird covered telephone line.

 

 

They were gathering.

 

 

Quietly.

Too quietly.

And I thought,

 

 

Did I forget to fill the bird feeders?

Was the bird bath empty?

Were they here for revenge?

 

 

And then I saw that one.

There… on the left.

WTH?

 

 

It looked like a lobster..  and I knew I was doomed.

I couldn’t sedate it, I haven’t smoked weed since 1983!

 

 

So I did what any self respecting Alfred Hitchcock fan would do.

I hid in the house until they dispersed.

 

 

And put bird seed on my shopping list because I’m not taking any chances.

 

 

 

And P.S….

Did you know there’s a Bird’s Halloween costume?

 

I might just need one of those to go grocery shopping.