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I don’t know why, but it seems my pickle algorithms have been reactivated.

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Ugh.

Keep your briny spears out of my bread!

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Someone bought this at Goodwill and while I thought it must have been a joke, turns out it wasn’t. The horror really exists.

“Yes, Vlasic and the candle brand Candier have partnered on a 100-percent wax candle that looks like a real jar of Vlasic Original Dill Wholes and smells, well, like a real jar of Vlasic Original Dill Wholes. “It was a no-brainer for us,” 

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Because some of you are going to be covered in crunchy protein very soon.

Bon appetit!

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I have a jade plant that is now covered in white spots. They’re not bugs or moldy powder that can be wiped off, but are imbedded in the leaves themselves. Anyone have a clue what’s going on?

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It seems my husband chose well when purchasing our new toaster.

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