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When I bought this calendar I thought it would be rife with blog fodder, but sadly… it’s not sad enough and I’ve had to wait an entire month for a worthy example.

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So after a long absence, I bring you the fly.

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I’m sure Jeff Goldblum didn’t have this problem.

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Next up is mice.

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Eat twenty times a day and still keep my girlish figure? Where do I sign up..

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