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Calm down, I’m not talking about this kind of moose…

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I’m talking about this kind:

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Damn right I do. But drinking in the man cave will be so much better with a moose head made from beer and liquor cardboard boxes for company.

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I could have gone with the deer…

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Or the eagle.

But this is Maine. It had to be the moose.

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It should be here next week.

Here’s hoping it’s half as much fun as the pictures.

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