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Like everything else these days, Amazon is keeping tabs on us.

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And while I know they keep records of purchases, I was unaware of the detailed profile they amass on customers.

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Naturally, I checked mine.

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Now some of those are easy to extrapolate from my buying history. But walks barefoot all the time? How the heck does Jeff Bezos know that!

And while it’s true I prefer it, I’ve never bought artisan jewelry from Amazon… so that’s troubling.

But the next section did make me feel a little better about their omnipotent all seeing eye.

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Because while I do have a cat, I most certainly don’t have a sister.

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