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Bored with your current occupation? Looking for a new career path? I may have found the answer.

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Think how impressive the title of Rat Czar will look on your resume.

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Motivated and bloodthirsty? I know a few people who would be perfect.

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Poor little guy. He’s just struggling to find an affordable apartment like the rest of the New Yorkers .

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It’s not often badassery is rewarded. Apply today!

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