Your dream job awaits….

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Bored with your current occupation? Looking for a new career path? I may have found the answer.

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Think how impressive the title of Rat Czar will look on your resume.

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Motivated and bloodthirsty? I know a few people who would be perfect.

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Poor little guy. He’s just struggling to find an affordable apartment like the rest of the New Yorkers .

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It’s not often badassery is rewarded. Apply today!

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35 thoughts on “Your dream job awaits….”

      1. Not a chance in Hell of that. I do want to see how it works out when some enlightened soul, er, flake, gives it a try. There’s a place in India called Karni Mata where they have a temple devoted to rats. It’s disgusting and filthy, as you may imagine and the ones who venerate rats go there to feed them, but never to clean the place up. I’ll just keep living in the darkness, I guess.

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  1. The thing is, at $170k is like $35k in the rest of the country. With high cost of living in NY, the Rat Czar will quit within a year or be living with the rats. Any by rats do they mean actual rodents or politicians? 🤣

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  2. No one will ever defeat the rats in New York City. That salary is a waste of taxpayer money.
    I live in Alberta, where many years before my time the government ran some kind of program to kill of chase all the rats out of Alberta. They say they succeeded but that is just a lie. The border signs, NO RATS ALLOWED, just isn’t working. But then, our Conservative politicians are worse rats than any four-footed rodents can ever be. If we could run tem out of the province we might be able to live better lives.

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      1. Yeah… I was there un the 90s and saw what looked like opposum but was told were rats just off the Broadway district.

        I thought NY was disgusting when I arrived but 4 or 5 days later I got the hang of it and could see the appeal. That was back when Times Sqr was still cars, porn, and hookers.

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