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Because I’m nothing if not helpful.

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Who wouldn’t want to find a few of those under the tree this year?

Besides me…

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This makes me glad I don’t do jigsaw puzzles.

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I do believe that’s one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen. No one needs to be that cute.

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I can easily see myself wearing one of these after my husband passes and I become the crazy old lady.

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Fess up men.

I know you’re secretly dying to jingle….

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