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Because I’m nothing if not helpful.
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Who wouldn’t want to find a few of those under the tree this year?
Besides me…
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This makes me glad I don’t do jigsaw puzzles.
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I do believe that’s one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen. No one needs to be that cute.
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I can easily see myself wearing one of these after my husband passes and I become the crazy old lady.
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Fess up men.
I know you’re secretly dying to jingle….
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River's world..... 
I have a life-changing idea for the geniuses who have nothing better to do with their time than create these “helpful” gift ideas: GET A LIFE! 😀
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I their defense, they are blog worthy.
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Uh no. On all points
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Agreed.
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Especially the socks which are essentially promoting the posibilty of tripping
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The “couple-holding-hands” socks appear at first glance to be equally adorable and a safety hazard. The “festive thong” might also be considered a safety hazard.⚠
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Male thongs should have a haz mat designation.
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A generous dollop of Happy Nuts ball deodorant might make it less obnoxious and/or hazardous.
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Good that my list is full.
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There’s always next year…
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Maybe a football player with a huge neck could wear a cat bed for a hat, but they couldn’t wear it outside. No proud cat would sit on it, let alone sleep in it.
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It would get heavy after a while, that’s true.
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And then I noticed the cratch Wraps. Put rope around your arms or legs and teach your cat to sharpen their claws on you. Yeah. SURE! And wgat happens when you aren’t wearing the Wraps. Emergency Room, here I come!
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Lord Dudley doesn’t need any encouragement to use me as a scratching post…
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Nor does our SiSi. If she thought she could fo that regularly she would be in cat heaven.
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Those urinal glasses…vomit. The cat hat, however…
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It has merit.
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AAGGGHHHHH!!! Urinal shot glasses, pupper poop puzzles and reindeer mankinis……..my eyes, I can’t unsee this crap!
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Think of poor Santa’s elves….
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Thank goodness I have no friends that would like any of this. Plus, I am almost finished shopping.
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Surely you know someone who would benefit from owning a urinal shot glass. Think harder…
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Absolutely Not
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I like thebonus “scratch wraps” for shins!
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Our cat doesn’t need encouragement to scratch us.
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Oh, good lawrd, there are also porta potty shot glasses.
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That doesn’t surprise me!
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I trust Dr. Seuss’s estate is receiving royalties for the cat in the hat.
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In this case the cat IS the hat though…
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I’m sure their attorneys went over the finer details like that.
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Yeah, no old lady (or anyone for that matter) is holding 20 lbs of tussling cats on her head without needing a chiropractor and physical therapy. Also, I really don’t want to encourage my cats to claw at my legs. That whole package is a real head scratcher for me.
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We used to have a cat who would wrap around my neck like a scarf… a cat hat seems like a natural progression….
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