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I’m not a huge television person. I don’t turn it on the minute I walk into a room for background noise and I don’t aimlessly channel surf. To my mind, the DVR ranks right up there with sliced bread as inventions that changed the world. Utilizing this technology, I can avoid the husband’s endless western viewing and binge watch my chosen series at a time and place of my choosing.

That being said, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that I’m completely clueless to a lot of what’s trending and passes for quality television these days.

The following is an example of why we should all chuck our tvs out the window before our brains rot and start leaking out our ears.

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For the love of God, what?

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You can’t make this stuff up.

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Do I need to see this program? No.

But the real question is…. does anyone?

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