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All you need is a tardigrade.

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The dude needs a manicure, but okay… I’m listening.

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At the rate my body is currently declining I would love to pause my biological clock. And if possible, reset it to age 29 when all my joints didn’t creak.

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That is one freaky looking fellow….

And is it me… or does he remind you of Robot in Lost in Space as well?

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Impressive, no?

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Sure, not physically. But the little guy could have survived Chernobyl… props for that.

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Sign me up for that flick!

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I have to admit the more I look at this critter …. the more I like him.

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I mean, come on….

He’s smiling.

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Admit it, you want one.

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