Where are Scully and Mulder when you need them?


I told you!

I told you there was something weird going on around here, but nooooo. You all just thought I was nuts.

Well, crunch on this pistachio for a moment people:

There is something  (or someone!)  trying to escape from under my driveway.




You heard me.

It’s in there… and it wants out!

I was mowing the lawn the other day and thought I saw a mushroom.




We’ve had a lot of rain recently and the little bastards are popping up everywhere.




So when I caught sight of this one, I tried to kick it over…. because you know,  ick.




But it didn’t move.

Not one single millimeter.




It’s stable, and solid.

And growing..



Rising up out of the tar like some mutant alien organism.




And that can’t be good.





I mean Holy guacamole Batman, look at it!



It’s beginning to look like…




A brain.




It’s….. evolving.

And I’m scared.






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