I told you!
I told you there was something weird going on around here, but nooooo. You all just thought I was nuts.
Well, crunch on this pistachio for a moment people:
There is something (or someone!) trying to escape from under my driveway.
You heard me.
It’s in there… and it wants out!
I was mowing the lawn the other day and thought I saw a mushroom.
We’ve had a lot of rain recently and the little bastards are popping up everywhere.
So when I caught sight of this one, I tried to kick it over…. because you know, ick.
But it didn’t move.
Not one single millimeter.
It’s stable, and solid.
And growing..
Rising up out of the tar like some mutant alien organism.
And that can’t be good.
I mean Holy guacamole Batman, look at it!
It’s beginning to look like…
A brain.
It’s….. evolving.
And I’m scared.
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Are you alright? Meds ok?
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Hey now, this thing is creepy! It’s not a mushroom…. feels like rubber. Lobsters may be involved.
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And if there’s 2 tomorrow and 4 the next day? 8,16, etc…. What day would your husband notice? 🙂
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When he runs over one with the car … and it screams?
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I think they need to up the dose and require it be taken with Chicken Soup.
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lol – perhaps there was some lobster in the soup,maybe that caused all the problems? 🙂
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There might be a lobster under the driveway. I’m doomed!
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hmmmmmmmmmm you might be on to something there Tim.
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Laugh now. When that thing swallows me whole… you’ll miss me!
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oh………you know I will. Who gets yer stuff???
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I’ve left strict instructions the abomination be dug up and shipped to you in the case of my unfortunate demise….
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What position do you want to be stuffed in? I’m assuming you want to be stuffed, I mean you’re not crazy…
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To be honest, I’ve never given it much thought. But yes, a taxidermy’d me is an intriguing idea….
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*claps hands excitedly!!*
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Be careful what you wish for. It’s currently raining and I think I can see it……
pulsating.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahah!!!
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Where are those Plumbers? They will take care of those shrooms for you.
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It’s not a mushroom! I wish it was…
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Yeah, I thought as much… but just imagine if Mario and Luigi were to show up. LoL
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Kill it with fire!!!
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*searches garage for blowtorch*
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Hairspray and a bbq lighter will do in a pinch
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Clearly you’ve done this before…
😝
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I can neither confirm nor deny…
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Which pretty much says it all right there!
😉
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Well, it least something is growing a brain.
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Perhaps I should send it to Washington…?
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I was thinking the same thing when I wrote it – but with a little brain-power in Washington, the place could be truly dangerous.
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True. And to be honest, I’m interested in seeing how large this abomination will grow….
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Definitely the Blob. It always starts out as a tiny, almost humorous thing until the next division makes it expand exponentially. And it remembers those who tried to destroy it.
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*gulp*
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It’s a Teenage Mutant Ninja Mushroom.
It’s a Funny Fungus.
It is a brain growing for Halloween.
R~U~N!!!
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It’s totally NOT a mushroom.
But yes, I’m warming up my running shoes.
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Feed me Seymour! Feed Me!
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Noooooo!
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Oh wow! Try cleats? Stilettos? Course, it may grow arms and take you at the ankle…You can always kill it with fire.
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I’m giving it a wide berth as it is…. arms?
😳😳😳
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My imagination is scary. Sorry.
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No worries. But I’m a screamer when I have nightmares….. so you may be hearing from my sleep deprived husband.
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I just finished watching Annihilation last night. Be afraid. Be very afraid. 😀
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I am! I am!
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