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Where are Scully and Mulder when you need them?

 

I told you!

I told you there was something weird going on around here, but nooooo. You all just thought I was nuts.

Well, crunch on this pistachio for a moment people:

There is somethingΒ  (or someone!)Β  trying to escape from under my driveway.

 

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You heard me.

It’s in there… and it wants out!

I was mowing the lawn the other day and thought I saw a mushroom.

 

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We’ve had a lot of rain recently and the little bastards are popping up everywhere.

 

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So when I caught sight of this one, I tried to kick it over…. because you know,Β  ick.

 

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But it didn’t move.

Not one single millimeter.

 

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It’s stable, and solid.

And growing..

 

 

Rising up out of the tar like some mutant alien organism.

 

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And that can’t be good.

 

 

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I mean Holy guacamole Batman, look at it!

 

 

It’s beginning to look like…

 

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A brain.

 

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It’s….. evolving.

And I’m scared.

 

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