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It’s March first…. and that means it’s time for a new calendar squirrel.
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This month we see the little red devil has loaded up the kids and taken to the road.
Let it be known – I will gladly purchase a Barbie recreational vehicle if our furry red rodent from Hell will hit the highway. Heck, I’ll fill the damn thing with nuts if that’s what it takes for her to vacate the premises.
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Look, it even has a pool. Maybe I’ll get lucky and the little bitch will drown.
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River's world..... 
Well…..then what happens if she parks it right in your front yard and doesn’t leave? I mean, she’s a Red Neck Squirrel and will have her kids just play in your front yard for ever…lol
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Damn. You’re right. The tires will rot and eventually she’ll put it up on cement blocks.
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You’re not getting rid of her that easily.
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I know. But I can dream….
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Watch out! She will NOT like this when I forward it to her!!!
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Hey now…Who’s side are you on?
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Now I’m curious how you feel about chipmunks.
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I’m pro chipmunk, and all little critters… until they try to colonize our house. Alvin moved in years ago and it was total war.
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We own that very Barbie Recreational vehicle with the pool! It made a granddaughter’s Christmas one year.
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Yes. But did yours come with a red squirrel?
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Somethings eating my pumpkin flowers even with the netting in place. I bet it’s a relative of some kind of squirrel-like creature. Evil bastards!
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Better nip that in the bud ( so to speak ) before they try and move in like ours.
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Your love for Mama Red knows no bounds! I find it so touching…
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Boundless, yes. As in bound, gagged and dumped in the river.
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