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The April issue of my (is this awful gift ever going to end?) Cosmopolitan subscription is here and as usual, it’s filled with things too ridiculous not to share.
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Fashion… or do designers just have twisted senses of humor? Tough call.
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This months quiz was pretty lame. And in case you’re interested…
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This next one made me laugh as well as cringe.
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If that doesn’t make your eyes roll, nothing will.
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I don’t know about you, but I neither have.. nor need… to bathe my crystals.
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Is it any wonder this country is going down the proverbial drain?
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Date ideas seemed like an interesting read and a good way to see how things have changed since I was on the market back in the dark ages of the 80’s.
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Mario Kart can improve your sex life? What am I missing here….
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Wow. I know I’m middle aged, menopausal and not as hip as I once was (the casual use of the word hip proves the veracity of that statement even more than the scrunchie that’s currently holding my hair back) but cutting each other’s toenails on a date? That makes me very glad I’m old, happily married and way off the singles track.
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Who keeps this magazine in circulation? I mean, my own 13yo would refuse to spend any time on this crap. Too ridiculous!
SMH 🙄
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I know I’m ancient, but I remember it being fun in my day. Now? No….
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I remember the content too from when I was younger and it wasn’t this bad…😳🙃
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I haven’t seen Cosmo in years. Honestly I’m surprised it still exists. For no good reason, obviously.
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I’m currently wishing it didn’t.
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Oh my god…I don’t care if it was a gift, I would cancel that subscription ASAP. I can’t believe a tree died for that garbage.
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A total waste, I agree.
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The only truly cool thing mentioned was your scrunchie.
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Proving how totally out of trend we are…
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That’s the answer—tha’s what is wrong with your life! NO Crystals!!!
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There’s nothing wrong with my life!
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You really need to get a parakeet. It will keep the cat amused and you can use this magazine to line the bottom of the cage. Hopefully the bird won’t read it and get psychotic.
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A most excellent use for this publication. I’m thinking it could replace the corn cob in the outhouse as well….
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Ya. I don’t read that stupidity…. lol
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I flip through it every month upon arrival… for my loyal readers.
You’re welcome.
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*sigh*
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Uhhhhh. What did I just read? 😂
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Nothing you want to remember that’s for sure.
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Amen.
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Tune in tomorrow… it gets worse.
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Oh geez…make it stop already!!! Shoe socks, moon water? The only thing I can relate to is, that hot, tropical place that I shall not name already has a spot for me I’m sure. But I’ll be in good company, with a a hell (pun indented) of a lot of sun tan lotion and huge margarita machine.
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I hate to tell you, but there are no margaritas in Hell. That’s what makes it Hellish.
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No, I beg to differ, that’s Alcoholics Anonymous…
So okay, no margaritas, they have martinis, I can deal with that 🍸🍸
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Yeah, I think you need to reread the brochure.
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