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I live in the country, in a small Maine town. This is never more apparent than when you read their local Facebook page.
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I don’t golf, never have. But if I could hire a personal goat caddy? I might have to start.
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And speaking of goats….
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Rent a goat. Now there’s a small business worth supporting.
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And if you think we’re all about goats, never fear.
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We have worms right next to the milk and butter in our grocery store’s dairy case.
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And finally… are we really doing this now?
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Puppy play dates. What happened to the good old days when neighborhood dogs just met on the corner and sniffed each other butts?
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River's world..... 
Sorry, we are even weirder–have a book by that name!!
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Oh, dear, sweet Riv, YOU DON’T GOLF?!
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I do not. I never have, and at this point in my life I’m reasonably sure I never will.
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Important: If you are going to rent a goat for something other than lawn work, keep it to yourself…
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I’m sure I don’t know what you mean,,,,
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Apparently animal play dates are a thing now, and judging from the Rent-A-Goat ad, I’m pretty sure they’re fun as hell too! lol.
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Wish we could rent some goats to mow our yard.
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No goat rentals in your area? How sad….
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Not that I’m aware of. We’re not as far out into the country as you. Although we do pass by a house with a pet goat. I’m half tempted to ask if they’d be willing to rent it out.
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I’m sure they’d be thrilled.
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Goats may “do an amazing job of weed, poison ivy, thorn bush, and japanese bamboo control” — but can they control impulse-buying husbands and home-invading red squirrels?
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Probably not. But then again neither can I, and they’re cuter.
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Totes those goats
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I could stare into goat eyes all day….
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Small towns are great until the street light breaks, causing a traffic jam of 9 cars.
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And a goat, a chicken…. and possibly a cow.
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Somewhere in there is a nursery rhyme.
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And just as likely? A pie….
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I’ve never understood the allure of golf. How much fun can that REALLY be?
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The drinking afterward? Sure, I get that. But chasing a tiny ball around a lawn for hours just to find a hole? No.
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Doggy playdates? Willing to travel? Geez, people do strange things these days.
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It seems even the puppies are anxiety filled these days.
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Anyone seeking a puppy play date is my kind of person!
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