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Ah, Keith… he’ll outlive us all. When the earth is experiencing the utter destruction of nuclear winter? Two things will survive… cockroaches and Keith Richards.
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Here’s Larry, Curly and Moe. The three wild turkeys that my oh so stubborn husband chases off our property at least 4 times every morning. It’s comical to watch my other half flying across the back yard in his pajamas and slippers, waving his arms like Robbie the Robot, hollering at them to scat…. while the Stooges run to the edge of the property line and patiently wait for him to go back inside.
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100,000 people have had nothing better to do with their lives for the past 2 years than read my drivel filled posts. If that isn’t cause for celebration? I don’t know what is.
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This small bottle of supposedly outstanding margarita mix a friend gave me was funny for one reason only.
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10 cocktails? From that mini container! Clearly they’ve never bellied up to our bar.
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River's world..... 
Congrats on your Follower stats. I am guessing you don’t weed out businesses and spam.
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I do. Remove them daily…
But this wasn’t followers, just views.
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Thanks for the laughs.
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There was an ongoing joke back in the days when The Walking Dead was in its prime for a few seasons that the last man on earth isn’t going to be Daryl but Keith Richards. 😎
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I never watched that but I can’t argue with the logic….
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Why does he chase turkeys?
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Because they’re like ducks and poop everywhere. They also scratch like crazy and dig up the lawn.
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I’m please to have helped you reach 100,000. Yes, I somehow made YOUR accomplishment about ME. But, seriously, it’s pretty dang awesome!
Is it possible that your hubby looks at the turkey chasing as exercise? You should make a video and market it. I bet there isn’t YET an app for that!
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I posted a video this winter. But trust me, no one would pay to see it.
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Does that mean turkeys not water erosion is responsible for the grand canyon ?
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It’s a distinct possibility..
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You have a lot of people that enjoy your drivel River. Your oh so detailed, yet comical experiences with the Hubs. And now that Lord Dudley has taken over your home, all of his amusing photos. So, congrats on your 100K views! 🎉🎊🎈🎉🎊🎈
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Detailed drivel is the best kind.
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You forgot the post apocalyptic Twinkies.
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You’re right. Those will still be fresh when the Starship Enterprise returns….
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Mmmm—just thinking out loud–wonder how many of those 100,000 are alcoholics?????
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I’m sure I don’t know what you mean…
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At the risk of repeating yourself, if “100,000 people have had nothing better to do with their lives” than read your drivel, you (and maybe Covid19) at least deserve kudos for helping keep them home and safe from those who don’t read your drivel (or mine, for that matter). Frankly, humanitarian bloggers like us should be awarded the Nobel Pizza Prize (though I’ll settle for the Keith Richards look-alike Prize).
P.S. Congrats! .
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Speaking for myself…. I don’t want the Keith Richards look a like prize.
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I also have been making your accomplishment about me and am on my third celebratory drink in honor of your 100k, albeit smaller drinks than the one you featured.
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Well done, sir. Well done…
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I read Keith Richards’ autobiography, “Life,” a few years ago and was surprised at just how good it was! He’s led a very interesting life and came across as a lot more intelligent and witty than you might expect.
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I wouldn’t doubt it. He’s just such an easy joke target….
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Tequila each day
Makes the room sway
Ole!
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Clearly Freddie Mercury was born with that star power.
Thanks for the drivelries! Many smiles you have delivered.
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