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Lord Dudley Mountcatten is sweet…. but his less than sweet claws are doing a number on our rugs and furniture so I purchased yet another scratching post for the furry little peckerwood him.
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It’s part carpet.. since he pulls the loops out of our Berber on a daily basis.. and part sisal. What cat wouldn’t want to scratch that?
Turns out… our cat. Because his Royal Highness wouldn’t touch it. Walked right by it without so much as a glance. Which meant it was time to bring in the big guns.
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Yes, I hosed that thing down with Meowijuana.
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And while it definitely attracted him.. all he did was rub it until it fell over.
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He hugged it.
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He sat on it.
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He draped himself all over it. What the loopy bastard wouldn’t do was scratch it.
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15 minutes later? You be the judge.
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I’m going with stoned.
P.S. …. apologies for the silly voice overs. I tell myself not to do that, and then do it every time.
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River's world..... 
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Yep, he’s definitely stoned! lol
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Maybe YOU are stoned from too much catnip or catnip Margaritas!!!
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I’m having fun giving catnip to the front yard strays. Watching 5 of them get stoned at once was hysterical!
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Mass addiction is a terrible, if not comical, thing.
😉
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If you want him to scratch it, chase him away from it a few times like it was your prized furniture.
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Ha! Reverse psychology? Why not… I’ve tried everything else.
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Oh, yeah! Birdie knows the sound of her stash box…er…I mean catnip box being opened. Cheap entertainment, especially if you add in a laser light! He is soooo stoned. Mona
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His Lordship is not a fan of the laser light. I think I spend more time playing with it than he does….
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If only catnip had that effect on me….
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Well, to be fair we do have our own weed.
😉
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But you can’t buy it at Walmart…..yet….
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His white socks are so adorable 😻
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He’s a cutie… and he knows it.
😉
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Comic gold
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Or Colombian, yes.
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Love it!
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We’re investigating something like that for Otto. He’s still a flaming bag of Hell and he’s corrupting the others. I hope it works, so I can cook, and read, and eat, and sleep, and think…. Five minutes later he’s so sweet you just can’t help yourself. Still totally worth it.
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Their moods can certainly be mercurial.
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