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Lord Dudley Mountcatten is sweet…. but his less than sweet claws are doing a number on our rugs and furniture so I purchased yet another scratching post for the furry little peckerwood him.

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It’s part carpet.. since he pulls the loops out of our Berber on a daily basis.. and part sisal. What cat wouldn’t want to scratch that?

Turns out… our cat. Because his Royal Highness wouldn’t touch it. Walked right by it without so much as a glance. Which meant it was time to bring in the big guns.

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Yes, I hosed that thing down with Meowijuana.

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And while it definitely attracted him.. all he did was rub it until it fell over.

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He hugged it.

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He sat on it.

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He draped himself all over it. What the loopy bastard wouldn’t do was scratch it.

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15 minutes later? You be the judge.

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I’m going with stoned.

P.S. …. apologies for the silly voice overs. I tell myself not to do that, and then do it every time.

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