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I should have known this was coming. It’s the Christmas season and that can only mean one thing to my Facebook algorithms…
A veritable ball wash cornucopia.
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Holiday balls.
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And assorted ball related gifts….
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I can honestly say I know more about ball hygiene products than I ever dreamed possible.
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And I hate to be the one to tell you..
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But Jolly Jewels are a no go, as in… sold out.
Better luck next year.
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Looks like this “Ballsy” company is trying to corner the market on all things testicle.
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They can have it!
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Yeah. They spend WAY too much time thinking about clean balls. Are they based out of San Francisco?
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Six hour drive. Headquarters are in Inglewood, California..
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Well, there you go.
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They must all be NON-Gay men’s wishes–a Gay man doesn’t need that trash!
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I haven’t tried, but I doubt that I could get close enough to my … ah .. jewels … to sniff them.
I can only hope they have a slight scent of soap and water. It is going to be a chore to find a sniffer of … jewels …
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Well…. they keep saying people are looking for more interesting jobs.
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I’d rather SSOOOOOO much hear about cilantro wine and dreadful Jelly Belly horrid flavors!
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But these things must be shared….
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Charging that much for their products is a dick move.
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I agree.
They’re nuts!
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What about their nuts?
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Overpriced and not worth the trouble.
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I’ve got a pair of “nutcrackers” for anyone who buys me any of those.
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A trifle harsh, but okay.
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