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I’m sorry, but the is the Best. Menu. Typo. Ever.
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Although it does make me feel badly for the duck. Ouch!
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The first name that came to my mind?
Tinkerbell.
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I knew that mallard I saw at the park the other day looked shifty.
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Random silliness.
River's world..... 
All ducks are shifty.
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We had two ducks as pets years ago. They were lovely.
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lol
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A duck watching me? That’s just quackers.
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A beak that peaks is an odd bird indeed.
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Given that menu, I’d be watching you, too if I were a duck.
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Good point.
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Good one!!!
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Oh lawt….that menu typo is the best! 😝
If I had a dog that big, I’d name him Tiny…lol. And ducks are shifty, they wait to attack you when you least expect it.
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That’s geese. Never trust or turn your back on a goose.
😉
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I would visit that restaurant at least once a week to order that!
Dog’s name? Anything he wants!
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Broadax. Definitely Broadax. The most vicious-looking weapon ever designed by humanity. If Broadax was running at me, I would find a new gear.
As for the menu, all it took was making a wavy stroke wave the wrong way. It really should have read, “Marijuana-stuffed Duck.”
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Marijuana stuffed duck. Wouldn’t that just make you want to eat again..?
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And again. And again…
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I would think it would taste like it was cooked in a giant bong. I’d have some anyway, I guess. I’ve had other things that were cooked in a bong, knowhutimean???
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I’m afraid I do.
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What would I name the dog? Whatever he wanted to be named.
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Wise choice.
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The Chinese characters on the menu look like a visual representation of the duck dish.
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It’s a visual I definitely don’t need.
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How could I forget that cute little puppy? I would name him Sue, as in a boy named…
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Well, he is black. Good choice!
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Love the irony of Tinkerbell. My mind went straight to Butch. Obvious but oh so apt.
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