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Since reaching the advanced age of 58, there are times I find myself woefully out of touch.
I don’t know many of the new artists on the charts and I’m sure I don’t have any of the hip new trends in my closet.
So it shouldn’t come as any surprise that I was also blissfully unaware which emojis are being used in the drug trade these days.
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The red maple leaf is the universal symbol for drugs. Has anyone told Canada?
While the money bags make sense for a dealer, and the 🍪 for large batch is cute in a disturbing kind of way…
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Someone needs to explain to me why Percocet and oxycodone rate a banana. Because at my advanced age bananas mean fiber and extra potassium… and I can’t see anyone getting high on that.
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River's world..... 
I’m old enough to be your father, so I’m not only “out of touch” — I’m out of Geritol.
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I believe that’s still sold as a nutritional support.
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All those Canadians who still put red maple leaves on their back packs could be in for a big surprise.
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Very big indeed.
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Good grief… I must be living way beneath my rock, like in a hole under the rock… 🙄😎
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Well, at least I’ll have company.
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Take enough percocets and you WILL act like a monkey…
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There is that… yes.
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We use the cookie emoji to say that the dog pooped – she gets a biscuit when she does.
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Ha!
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If anyone has ever smoked some BC Hydro I’m sure they would agree that the maple leaf would be a fine symbol for top grade smoke. I can’t imagine why anyone would to use xanax as a recreational drug. I had one yesterday, because it’s April. It mitigated the effects of mania, better for everyone else, but it left me with my mind and body stuck in the mud. I wake up at the same time every day, 6:45, so I can feed the cats. Otto has to eat by himself because he’s a (big) kitten. As soon as everyone is finished, which is to say Archie and Betty, and I can let Otto out to continue his reign of terror, I’ll most likely be sleeping until 10:00.No fun there. Well, Betty and Archie just walked in, time to release the red menace. Nitey nite.
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It would seem that I have been sending my son a request to go into the pharmaceutical business, when all I really wanted to do was let him know the grandkids would be receiving cash for their birthday, and we just pulled out warm cookies from the oven.
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It’s a common mistake. But when the grandkids start stealing your silver to hock for Vicodin, don’t be surprised.
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Someone had a wild imagination.
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Nobody told Canada. Or, I live under a rock. 🤷♀️
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Holy emoji world Batman…..see, I’m dating myself if I can quote Batman the tv series. I’m it’s you why a banana? I bet some drug dealer is making money on classes on emoji codes.
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We have a poop emoji, why not just give them a pot leaf and be done with it?
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Right?
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The maple leaf is the emoji for drugs? I can understand as it is the closest emoji in appearance to a cannabis leaf.
Deb
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Maybe it has something to do with pharmaceuticals. Americans are always going across the border for cheaper drugs.
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Smoke a joint and you won’t be so hostile to Mrs. Squirrel!!
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No one has that much weed.
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Wow. I hope I’ve not accidentally sent any of these emojies. 😳💃🏻😩
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Beware the nanner!
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A banana because if you start in on oxycodone it’s a slippery slope. I know this firsthand. Sigh.
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