F.Y.I.

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Since reaching the advanced age of 58, there are times I find myself woefully out of touch.

I don’t know many of the new artists on the charts and I’m sure I don’t have any of the hip new trends in my closet.

So it shouldn’t come as any surprise that I was also blissfully unaware which emojis are being used in the drug trade these days.

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The red maple leaf is the universal symbol for drugs. Has anyone told Canada?

While the money bags make sense for a dealer, and the 🍪 for large batch is cute in a disturbing kind of way…

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Someone needs to explain to me why Percocet and oxycodone rate a banana. Because at my advanced age bananas mean fiber and extra potassium… and I can’t see anyone getting high on that.

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25 thoughts on “F.Y.I.”

  1. If anyone has ever smoked some BC Hydro I’m sure they would agree that the maple leaf would be a fine symbol for top grade smoke. I can’t imagine why anyone would to use xanax as a recreational drug. I had one yesterday, because it’s April. It mitigated the effects of mania, better for everyone else, but it left me with my mind and body stuck in the mud. I wake up at the same time every day, 6:45, so I can feed the cats. Otto has to eat by himself because he’s a (big) kitten. As soon as everyone is finished, which is to say Archie and Betty, and I can let Otto out to continue his reign of terror, I’ll most likely be sleeping until 10:00.No fun there. Well, Betty and Archie just walked in, time to release the red menace. Nitey nite.

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  2. It would seem that I have been sending my son a request to go into the pharmaceutical business, when all I really wanted to do was let him know the grandkids would be receiving cash for their birthday, and we just pulled out warm cookies from the oven.

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