News you can’t use.

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News that’s worth reading? The jury is still out on that.

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Please, don’t tell my husband.

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Proof positive that no good ever comes from doing laundry.

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This makes me wonder what they dream about. Fat juicy flies? Which housewife they’re going to freak out that day? Or maybe they’re just worried their web isn’t as nice as the Jones’s.

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A conveyer belt of cheese? To hell with the restaurant, I want one in my living room.

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Now that’s room service worth paying for.

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29 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. This makes me wonder what they dream about. Fat juicy flies? Which housewife they’re going to freak out that day? Or maybe they’re just worried their web isn’t as nice as the Jones’s. <—taxpayer money being used for the GOOD of our citizens.

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  2. I don’t care what spiders dream about as long as they don’t do it in my house. But I don’t kill them I just scoop them up and take them outside. And a cheese conveyor belt? Hell yes!!!
    Those hangover drip services have been around in this part for a while now. There are actual RN’s or Nurses Assistants that go to your house, give you your drip watch over you while it’s happening and then leave you happy as a clam. But it’s pricy though, at least that’s what I heard, I can’t afford it because I don’t drink that often…….anymore, lol.

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    1. Ms Huntress, I must applaud your concern and care for the tiny crearures in our lives. I do that for all insects that enter our house, if I can catch them before one of the 5 cats do. Every living being deserves to live their lives without those nasty humans playing god over them.
      The last time I was drunk was probably 1976. I cannot even imagine hiring a nurse to give a hangover drip.
      River, if you ever get a cheese conveyor belt, Gail will want to come visit. I’ll let your hubby beat my ass playing pool or billuards, his choice, while you ladies connect over a good Gruyere or something.

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      1. Gail tells me there is an unripened cheese she has up here that you cannot get in the States. She said she will be sure to bring some with her. (Even though she cannot remember what it is. She heard about it on TV. Brie? Possibly Camembert?)

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  3. There are many times when I am doing the laundry where I wish for a lightning strike. Not my favorite way to spend a few hours, but I do try to multi-task while it is in process. It might be cool to have one of those vending machines in the garage, fully stocked and operational. That would be fun…more fun than laundry.

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