A random post about mushrooms and menopause.

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Our neighbor across the street is an organic farmer who supplies some pretty swanky restaurants. So when he found a giant chicken mushroom like this one on a tree on his property?

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He harvested it and sold it for $250. That’s a fungus worth knowing.

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No, it’s not cool. It’s ridiculous. Please stop.

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Birds.

They live to tease Lord Dudley Mountcatten.

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Just… no.

I don’t want a vacation that revolves around discussing hot flashes and bloating. That is not my idea of money well spent.

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27 thoughts on “A random post about mushrooms and menopause.”

  1. I am a real mushroom fan, but a $250 mushroom is a tad extravagant.
    Tats, even the fake ones on infants is really off-putting.
    Looks like a feline smorgasbord on your roof.
    Hot Flash Hotel? I guess I don’t have to have an opinion on that one.

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  2. I am a mushroom fan as well, but ain’t paying that kind of money.
    Fake long sleeve tats on little one? No.
    The return of Lord Dudley! I am eagerly awaiting his reality show series.
    Menopause and vacation cannot be used in the same breath. That’s just wrong.

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    1. He sold the mushroom to a fancy restaurant who will chop it up and spread the wealth, probably doubling their money.
      And I agree with your last statement. Wish I could leave mine behind when we go on vacation.

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  3. I like mushrooms when they are drowning in Marsala sauce.
    I guess people want their kids to be like them. I don’t think most kids feel the same way.
    Any man who wants to know what a hot flash is like needs to take a niacin tablet. I did it once and after ten minutes under a cold shower with no relief, I got it. You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din. The person who develops something to stop that shit is gonna be a billionaire. Good post, thanks.

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  4. I dunno – if these tattoo sleeve rompers had been available when I was a young mom I think I would have totally gotten one just for the shock value (especially for the out-laws…hehehe!). And bring on the menopause spa weekend (at least that’s what we’ll tell the men it’s for…bwahahahaha!)

    Deb

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