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Just when I think I’ve seen every silly product ever made? This.
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I never realized ducks were such deep thinkers.
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I also never knew you could own one and plug him in.
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And now you know as well. You can thank me later….
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Riduckulous.
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Just when I think I’ve seen every silly product ever made? This.
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I never realized ducks were such deep thinkers.
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I also never knew you could own one and plug him in.
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And now you know as well. You can thank me later….
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River's world..... 
… I think I’ll wait for some neon floor mats for my old van …
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Stay tuned. If they’re ridiculous, they’ll show on my feed sooner or later….
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So when you turn the light out, does that mean the duck isn’t in cridss anymore? Or is it the other way around? When its light is on, it has purpose. When it is not on, then it has no idea where it is!
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Probably both. Hence the crisis…
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I would’ve withstood this post, but I forgot to DUCK — hahahahaha!
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Before or after I have Duck a la Orange?????
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😳
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It quacks me up they say you are saving $20.00 and still they’re charging that much. If it was $9.99, I might just spring for one. It would look just ducky on my desk, and serve as support for MY existential crisis.
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For a support duck, no price is too high.
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Can’t say I have ever asked “who am I?” I have, however, asked “Who the fuck do you think you are, asshole?” many, many times. So, this bird needs serious therapy. Or a move to LA where he will just be one of millions of lost chickenshits.
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Not my place to say, but everyone I know has asked themselves “Who am I?” at least once in their lives? What’s your secret?
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Confidence. I know who I am. Always have. Never tried to be anyone else. I set my career path at 5 years old (wanted to be Sgt. Rock), and followed it. Now, to be fair, I have asked “What the hell am I doing?’, but never “Who am I?”.
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Congrats.
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Why would I need a duck lamp having an existential crisis on my desk when I have one myself every morning when I wake Up?
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For company…?
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Having a pet duck would be cool but definitely not having one who is in or having a crisis.
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Happy ducks only. Got it.
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If I bought one, how much would the bill be?
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I don’t know, but if the price is too high you can always call fowl.
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If he’s in crisis maybe he needs to go and see a quack?
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A psychiatrist, a stiff drink…. waddle he do?
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