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In case licking toads wasn’t a disgusting and disturbing enough way for you to get a buzz…
This.
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I can honestly say I’ve never been that desperate for a cocktail.
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Nope. Doesn’t even come close to the beauty of a perfect margarita.
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Wow.
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River's world..... 
As if shit in Russia wasn’t fucked up enough now this? I fear for society…..*insert face palm here*
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I want to know who looked at a dead mole rat and thought…. hmm, on the rocks with a twist might not be bad.
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🤮🤢
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I didn’t think anyone would ever need to be warned about this behavior…but I guess a reminder is never a bad thing.🍸
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You would think don’t drink dead rodents was understood.
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You would think.
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I don’t think that six shots of tequila could get me into the “I’ll try that!” mode …
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Or even seven…
Nope.
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Awww shiit… ya know the MAGAs follow Russian news!!
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Maybe all the MAGAts will drink Dead Mole Rat Vodka, and save democracy for the rest.
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If Trump was running that company, it’s already gone bankrupt.
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Then cheers to them.
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As if casu martzu cheese weren’t bad enough.
In 1991 I was in Russia (just after it ceased to be the Soviet Union) and a guy offered me a gallon of Stoli for ten dollars. I laughed at how low the price was, but he misunderstood and yelled “Okay, seven dollars!” As I walked away he went down to five.
Desperation makes people stupid.
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That’s sad. But not as disgusting as drinking rats.
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Isn’t this kind of like what we here in America refer to as “Eating a shit sandwich”, a metaphor for being in an untenable, undesirable situation? If I’m a little slow on the uptake here, I’ll go ahead and say “Duh” on behalf of the smart people in the group. You’re welcome.
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All I know is I’ve never desired a cocktail made from dead mole rats. Never have, never will.
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I smell a rat…
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And apparently a cocktail.
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Hey, don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it. Maybe a mousequerita is the next big cocktail trend!
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You first.
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