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Think of me as the anti Walter Cronkite.
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And I thought I had trouble finding shoes because of a bunion. Damn!
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Nothing says down to earth Royal like a couple of hens.
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Proof positive there is such a thing as too much tech.
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Do I need to feel like I’m competitive skiing while voiding my bowels? No. I do not…
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Sorry night owls, you’ll have to get up with us early birds if you want to top our Trivial Pursuit scores.
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River's world..... 
That woman’s left foot looks like a size 20 compared to her right foot.
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Which is so much worse, because if you wear a size 20…. you really want a matching pair.
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That woman’s footsteps measure on the Richter scale….
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No doubt!
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I’m both a night owl and an early bird, so what does that make me?
A nap-needer, that’s what. 😉
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A very tired bird, for sure.
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On the night owl one: Once you hit 50, you stop caring about IQ points and start to worry about “hours slept without waking”, so the night owl loses again!
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I was a chronic insomniac all my life. Ironically the older I get, the better I sleep.
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Trivial pursuit? Yeah yeah yeah, heard it before. Kamikaze toilet stall: The industry leader in drug free relief of constipation.
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Ha! No ExLax in that medicine cabinet.
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I used to stay up night after night playing Scrabble for a buck a point. I think I did pretty well. I never went without being able to buy breakfast in the morning for my opponents and I.
Today, not sure if I would play for a penny a point. My spelling skills have deteriorated horribly.
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I love Scrabble. All the more because I whip my husband’s butt every time we play.
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I love scrabble too. But I hate words with friends. It’s so easy to cheat and everybody does. Online game sometime?
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I’ve never played that. Not much of a digital gamer I’m afraid.
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I was talking about playing Scrabble. Online scrabble against the machine is BS. Even on easy the computer has a 200,000 word vocabulary and can search it with a speed and precision even I can’t match. I’ve lost twice. I will say this: It makes you work on planning ahead and managing space on the board. it’s on a site called wordscramble.eu. There are other games, including wordle with a different word from the NYT puzzle, but still one a day.
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I did Wordle when it first came out. Drove me nuts and I gave it up. I try to limit my screen time to blogging…
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My ex-wife would not play with me, and sometimes she would even help the people I was playing against. That wasn’t what broke up our marriage, but it could have been a subconscious factor.
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That’s the very definition of irreconcilable differences.
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Well I’m glad my size 9 feet don’t have to worry about finding shoes, last I counted I have 58 pairs. And I’m an early bird, and I’m okay with that. Royals try but they can’t be common folk, sorry Princess Catherine. And that Japanese toilet and sex toy research news, yeah not going there.
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If I didn’t have bunions I could match you on the shoe count. Sadly I’ve had to give away most of my favorites over the past few years…
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That’s a very sad thought River. I’m glad I’ve been lucky to avoid bunions even with the use of high heels for many years.
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I’ve wondered if that’s what caused mine. But my mother had them.. as well as hammertoes, so I was probably doomed.
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*Bigfoot have’m much toe to stub
*Chicken’s to children. That flew over my simple mind
*High tech buzzer toy? I’ll wait for the peer review before putting one in my hip pocket and heading over to the women’s book club.
*Having grown up in the outhouse era, I am for any toilet that doesn’t have black widows under the seat
*Morning people scare me …
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I’m a morning person now. Although in the past few years I’ve been a bit slower to actually get up and at ‘em.
😉
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As a fellow early bird, I can confirm the correlation between rising early and a higher IQ.
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Welcome to the club.
Your membership card will follow…
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Coincidentally, I was just playing around online seeing what it would take to get to Toyko from Minneapolis. The good news is that Delta offers direct flights. The bad news is they’re $3500 per person. No fancy toilet can help me get over that sticker shock, I’m afraid.
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Direct is nice, but… yikes !
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Yet another reason I never play Trivial Pursuit.
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I used to love that game.
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