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I woke up this morning to one very relaxed cat.
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Went to a craft show where I didn’t buy anything but did have a few laughs.
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Lunch?
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It came with a flight of margaritas. Blood orange cranberry, traditional and passion fruit.
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It’s $500 more for the W.
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I’m not sure how I rated $2,035 change from a twenty dollar bill,… must be that new math. Sadly I was unsuccessful in procuring the change, no matter how many times I argued computers are never wrong.
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River's world..... 
Better luck next time on the change!!
I’m attempting Dry January. It might kill me.
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These were basically samples. Surely that doesn’t count…
😉
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I started Dry Jan on the 3rd last year. I feel the holiday weekend doesn’t count!
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No. That would just be cruel…
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I stopped around 1am NY night and, shockingly, didn’t resume first thing in the morn! I have beer and wine in the fridge, plus 3 more bottles of prosecco, so this will be a BIG challenge!
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I don’t understand the point. Is it to prove you can…?
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Yes. And to take a break after drinking heavily during the holidays.
Much harder was the time I decided to stop drinking coffee for a year!
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I could easily give up alcohol for a month…. and I didn’t drink any heavier during the holidays. But tea? Don’t come for my tea….
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Oh my that’s a cool mistake to make at the register… 💰
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It would have been…. if they’d honored the receipt!
🤣
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I cannot for the life of me figure how their computer got to that amount, except the .49 part. No amount of juggling figures come out to the 2035 part. Maybe they would have honoured it if they had that much cash in the till…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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It was completely bizarre. The bill was $15.51 and I gave them a twenty. I have no idea how it went so wrong so quickly…
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Missing a decimal point is part of it (just like the IRS!). Then more wrong keys were hit on top of that, but which ones? Adding the figures together makes for $2051.00, ?????
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No matter how you look at it… the math is crazy.
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I think it’s a glitch in the Matrix 🤓
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But I didn’t take the red pill!
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🤣🤣🤣
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Well, if the register was right there could have been a bar tender without a job in the morning, lol. Those margaritas look delish 🍹
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No, it wasn’t the bartender… although I’d seriously enjoy a $2,000 credit there.
This was at a little bakery the husband likes.
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I just came back from the grocery store, where I was very excited that my bill totaled $55.00 exactly (I love it when that happens). But your receipt is much, much more exciting.
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I’ve never spent $55 at the grocery store in my life. I went for bread and milk today and spent $316.
🤣
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Computers are never wrong but some are manned by humans, hmm…cats do know how to relax.
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In this case, I think the human and the computer were both wrong. The math is just nuts.
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Mountcatten is such a cute goof 😀 I love your inspired argument for getting back your official receipt-as-evidence change. That’s more like new math after going through a session of Congress. 😀
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He’s a big lovable goof. Stretches and falls off the furniture, then pretends it didn’t happen.
😉
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Looks like your gorgeous cat has a rough life… *wink* lol!
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He’s so abused.
😉
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What an awesome day! Now, had that receipt been in THEIR favor? 🥴
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They doesn’t bear thinking about. They would have made us pay!
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On that receipt what the hell is “item….$2.00”?
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I believe it was a large cookie.
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So why did it not say “Cookie”?
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I don’t know. You’ll have to ask the math addled computer….
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I’m assuming the passion fruit margarita was your favorite judging by the empty glass? Or were you just working your way down the line one by one?
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I’d just started and figured I’d better photograph them before they were just empty vessels.
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Oh that receipt! WTH?
The margs looked good to me.
Dudley looks pretty content on the couch. 🙂
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Dudley lives a perfect life. He’s content everywhere…
😉
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