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While most people will be out shopping for romantic cards, flowers, chocolate and/or thoughtful gifts for the holiday … I offer an alternative for those with something other than love in their hearts.
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Huntress… I think this has your name written all over it.
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Cry Me a Cockroach sounds perfect for your ex.
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And for those who live in the Northeast…
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You’re welcome.
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River's world..... 
I have never had an ex I would want to name a cockroach after. Even my divorce prompted the judge to ask why we were splitting up, he had never convened over such a calm proceeding. Neither of us had lawyers.
As for the poor cockroaches, it would be insulting to them to give them names of people you dislike, or even hate. Cockroaches are people too, ya know!
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If cockroaches are people too? You’ve disproved your hypothesis… they deserve a name.
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They have names in Cockroach, names we cannot pronounce. Lord Dudley has a feline name, you just don’t know it.
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But now I want to.
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I’d rather live in MY romantic world though the rest of the world is too busy with hate and roaches!!! (Besides why would I kill a roach instead of the EX??? Feed him to an animal!!)
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You’re not killing the cockroach… just naming him. And if politics is any bellwether, you’ve got plenty of insects down there.
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🤣🤣
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahah!!!
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Can’t wait to see what anniversary suggestions they come up with.
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Been there, done that. I paid last year and the year before here at the local zoo. They thought of this about five years ago, but I’d never thought about actually doing it. Then I found out that the donation goes to the local animal shelter. So I did it, you know for a good cause…lol.
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May I ask with what names the lucky cockroaches were christened…?
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Of course, Lestat and Dumbass…for my ex-boyfriend and ex-husband….lol.
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It seems everywhere I’ve turned in the last couple of days, the anti-Valentine campaign is in full gear. I get it. I know a few people who can’t stand it.
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I don’t take it very seriously, but then I always get flowers … so how bad can it be?
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While not a bad idea, that would mean contacting an Ex who is better left in the past.
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I’ll take a pass on CRY ME A COCKROACH….but you can CRY ME A RIVER, girl:
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Ha! I could at that….
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They really need to be inventive to make money to support zoos etc It’s funny-ish but sad, too.
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While I don’t like zoos per se, I realize they are sometimes the only thing between animals and extinction. Give money, name a roach.
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OMG. This is hilarious and gross. Happy VD!
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