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Because useless news is the very best kind.
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Incoming!
Walking outside just got a lot more interesting for Georgians.
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I assure you, I definitely do not need to do this.
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Damn it. First John Oliver beats me to Russell Crow’s jockstrap… now this. A day late and £18,000 short, that’s me.
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Imagine the bartender’s surprise when he reached for that bottle of Sauvignon Blanc.
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River's world..... 
I might prefer the drink cooler to the morgue.
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I know I would…
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They probably did not have a juke box to prop him up.
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You can have my shortest, tightest leather shorts for free!
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Except I don’t have any (cough) of course…
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No. Of course not…
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😁
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You’re a true friend.
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😊
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Drunk birds. 🤣
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I know!
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Drunk birds, dead cruise ship passengers and Freddy Mercury’s tight shorts………yep, your right I can’t use this news.
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Score!
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Just found out that Ron Turcotte’s saddle used while riding Secretariat to the Triple Crown just sold for $2,000,000. Talk about an expensive chair!
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Wow!
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Yeah. I think it was actually a way for a fan to try to give Turcotte a better life without it looking like charity. Turcotte has been in a wheelchair sincs around 1980 after getting injured during a race accident. I don’t know what he did for an income after losing the ability to ride, but I doubt he was earning the kind of money he had been as a jockey. Hopefully now he can have a good final few years of life. Not saying he wasn’t having a good life already, but $2,000,000 should take away any financial worries he might have had.
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That’s an even bigger wow.
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Oh the last one is horrible
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Reason #310 why you’ll never see me on a cruise.
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Wait, Teabags in shoes with no explanation? I hope Google knows why.
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Everyone should get a free round on the dead guy. Or maybe on the cruise line.
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And when you say on the dead guy…. it could literally be ON the dead guy.
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😂Twisted, but I like it.
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Wait. Why the teabags?? This is the ultimate tea-se…
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I just bring the headlines. Any further research is up to you….
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Tease.
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