News you can’t use.

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You can’t use it, but hopefully it will get entertaining.

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Oh those crazy Tik Tok-ers and their trends. Turns out lettuce water doesn’t help you sleep, but I bet there are tens of thousands of people drinking it anyway .

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This man worked at Burger King for over two decades without ever taking a sick day. To celebrate his commitment they gave him a coffee cup, a (single) movie ticket and some candy. When he shared the happy news online his daughter set up a Go Fund Me page with a $200 goal … it’s reached $400,000. I really hope he tells them what they can do with their Whopper.

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That’s not a question you hear every day. Further research is required…

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Yes, the ushers in a downtown Denver movie theater had to forcibly remove a man who was watching Barbie completely au natural. Hope he didn’t spill the hot cheese on his nachos.

Ouch.

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26 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. Geez how uncomfortably hot was that theater ? I’m pretty sure he didn’t arrive naked. I have seen people take shoes and socks off in a movie but this is taking things to a whole new level of “off”. That BK news is old, that is a mighty shame though. I work with someone who related to me a ruthless fast food story. He said when his brother was 15, like this guy he was a model employee. But his family had planned a vacation and he requested off. They weren’t having it and refused. He went on the vacation and they called him to ask if he was on his way in for his shift and he said he was 8 hours away. This kid NEVER took off and made employee of the month multiple and was fired immediately.

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  2. Did that guy still have his clothes, or did he walk in naked. A big tub of popcorn covers a lot. As for lettuce water, I hope it isn’t just drinking the water we wash the lettuce with,. I’m guessing that could carry a host of unwanted guests into our GI.

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  3. Not sure I’d ever watch the Barbie movie at all, and yet how society’s morals and decency has plummeted I’m not surprised about anyone watching a movie naked, lol.
    FUCKING SERIOUSLY Burger King!?!? This man gave half his life as a loyal employee and all he got was a coffee cup with candy and a movie ticket, wow.

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