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News you can’t use.

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I doubt anyone can really use it, but here goes.

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96 children?

Who does he think he is… Elon Musk?

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They say don’t knock it till you’ve tried it… but I’m going to pass on that particular experience.

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I blog more than anyone I know, but even I don’t need that.

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To hell with music, fame and the rest… I just want to know where she got the seeds for that fabulous garden.

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72%? Sure, that’s close enough for surgery. A 28% chance of losing something vitally important seems worth the risk.

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Turns out it does. Men are thrilled and claiming the heatwaves covering half the country have increased the size of their members. For these overly proud men… I have one word.

Thermoregulation.

Winter is going to be such a disappointment.

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I should know better than to click on penis stories.

I really should…

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25 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. Apple cider vinegar…. they’re trying to kill gnats too??

    Great timing on the whale headline – I was telling someone that info last week and started to think I imagined it.

    Face it… you must have nearly 96 fur kids!!

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  2. Just looked. There’s a new plan that says VIP and it’s $25K a year – that must be the 100-year one. C’mon WordPress, surely you can offer something more than the $300/year Business plan but less than the Nutso Plan. I predict that in 10 years I’ll be out of space, and when that happens, I don’t want to choose between deleting posts to free up room and choosing the $25K plan. WP, you have a decade to come up with a reasonable alternative. Go!

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  3. I had seen a few of these stories. Now I’m beginning to wonder what’s causing us to drift toward the same scary beacon. Fortunately, I didn’t see the apple cider vinegar story. As for WordPress’ new plan, I had heard about that, but…I’m just going to have them carve, “Buy his books” on my headstone.

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  4. Apple cider vinegar ! That sounds worse than the dip from Roger Rabbit ! Not only is it news I cannot use, it is news that I will not use… I do not like apple cider dip Sam I Am. Not on a Monday, or any other day ending in Y.

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  10. I want to know how that thin strap on Zendaya’s body-hugging dress doesn’t snap in half the moment she takes a step. Or maybe she just puts it on and stands there for a few hours before changing into something more practical.

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