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Does anyone really need a pen that farts?

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Stupid products are everywhere. And while I often wonder who buys these ridiculous things, someone must because I keep seeing them.

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Oh, you thought I was kidding about the farting pen?

Sorry to say, I wasn’t.

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Do women actually want to have mermaid tails?

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A girlfriend made me read Fifty Shades of Grey, it was so bad… I couldn’t.

I’m sure this version is better.

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Okay, no one needs this.

Ever.

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I’m sorry, but why is this necessary?

I don’t drink wine in the bathroom, but if I did I’d just put it on the sink… next to my toothbrush like a normal alcoholic.

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They’ve got me here.

That might actually come in hand-y.

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17 thoughts on “Does anyone really need a pen that farts?”

  5. I dunno, that beer belly fanny pack might be the perfect gag gift for my brother-in-law who’s visiting this summer. The English already think the term “fanny pack” is hilarious since a fanny means “female front bottom” over there, so this would really put it over the top. It might even put the gag 🤮in gag gift.

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  6. I’ve got the belly without the fanny pack, sans tan. I don’t need the pen for sound effects either, I love my legumes. As for the wine glass, they need to refer to study of faecal coliform on toothbrushes in bathrooms. Never read the fifty, and was never remotely interested. I steer clear from the crowd.

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    1. I wasn’t interested in grey either , but I had multiple friends pushing it on me saying… you’re the reader, you’ll love it.
      I didn’t. Forget the sec, it was simply badly written.

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  9. *Farting pen? Yeah, I know someone I would gift that to.
    *Mermaid suit? I always wondered how they peed, sexed and pooped. Sorry, but my mind goes to those places.
    *50 shades? I am with you. I lasted about five paragraphs before thinking this was a high-schoolers wet dream. I was shocked to find the author was my age. That killed any culinary curiosity I may have had about trussed chickens.
    *Dad belly? Got one. Highly overrated. Wouldn’t mind giving it away to a more deserving person.
    *Wine glass holder. The glass is either on the table waiting to be filled, or back on the table again waiting to be refilled. Don’t need no interruptions like setting it somewhere.
    *Knitted beer holder? Not in my house, not in my county, not in my state and not in my country.

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