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Wondering what to stuff in your special guy’s stocking this Christmas?
Facebook has the answer.
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This is sexist.
I’d be fine with a car that smells like bacon.
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It never hurts to be prepared.
Last, and most certainly least…
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You’re welcome.
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I was going to say, bacon love knows no gender boundaries.
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Oh boy. Actually the bacon one would be a contant reminder of the urge to eat a BLT…can’t see any of these as a stocking stuffer for me 😆
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I don’t need reminders to eat bacon. It calls to me….
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I rarely eat bacon
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I try not to buy it or have it in the house. If it’s here, I’ll have a BLT everyday…
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Ours stays in the freezer until needed. That way sudden urges to consume bacon are suppressed. Just btw, we had BLTs for breakfast today, planned last night, BEFORE I read this post.
The Happy Nuts? Maybe could have used it when I was 18. Depends on if it works, and how well!
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Bacon is addicting.
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Don’t I know it. I was vegetarian for years, until a woman I was seeing decided to fill her apartment with the smell of bacon while I was asleep. When I woke up I had been smelling that bacon for awhile, and I was ravenous for it. She knew I didn’t eat meat, but she didn’t think vegetarianism was healthy. It was healthy, but the smell of bacon was stronger.
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Bacon can break the strongest of wills.
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A woman I worked with married a Muslim man. She told a story of when she cooked bacon. He said ‘what is that smell?’ and was thereafter a sinner. The power of bacon should not be underestimated.
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But why do women cook it for men who don’t willingly want to eat it. Sure it tastes good, and smells good cooking, but it isn’t that healthy!
In my case, what did the woman get out of tricking me into eating meat? I was happy being a vegetarian. I really felt betrayed, but by then it was too late. While we stayed friends for years it basically ended our relctionship in the long run. I never trusted her again.
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Walgreens used to carry bacon “jerky”, that was simply cooked bacon (and some preservatives). For awhile, it was really hard for me not to constantly make BLTs.
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Why just men for the “I’m dead” thing?
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Because women are more organized?
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I thought maybe they bump him off after they get him to write it all down.
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Could he.
We’re clever as well….
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Bacon knows no gender. It is universal. So is death. The cream certainly sounds like it delivers based on its name.
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I wouldn’t know…
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Wouldn’t the bacon air freshener make a man constantly want to eat something bacony?
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Of course.
Which is why he needs to prepare the death book…
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Oh my gawd……bacon yes. The Now I’m Dead….thing, nah. And the ball wash? It’s nice to see your algorithms are noting if consistent, lol.
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It’s been a while for that one…
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Combine the first one with the third one and you got yourself something.
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So you say…
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Only if you want every dog in town sniffing your crotch like your balls were made of bacon.
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I created a Bacon Themed Box for my Nephew last year.
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Most excellent! I’m sure he loved it….
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I know this is gonna be personal, so I want to say that I’m still going to like you if you don’t want to answer BUT, at least 1/7,900,000,000 of the people want to know: Have you ever smelled a pair of sweaty balls? My money’s on happy nuts in the popularity contest.
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There are some questions you simply don’t ask a lady.
This qualifies….
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😞
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Love to know how one goes about rolling it on. Unless I’m unusual (?) it doesn’t seem like the most roll-on friendly surface to me…
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Please do the research and get back to us…
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I’ll send photos 🤢
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No need to go above and beyond. A simple report will suffice…
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😂
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Is that anti bat wing or bac wing? Wouldn’t think men would want anti bat stuff, nudge nudge wink wink…
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It’s bat wing…
And I’ll be honest, I had to look that up.
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Thankfully I’ve already (over)purchased for the husband’s stocking. Besides, I wouldn’t put that book in his stocking. I’d save it for a day when he’s getting on my nerves and then hand it to him directly as a kind of warning.
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Yes.
That would definitely have more of an impact.
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