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Because I love ridiculous headlines.
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Yeah, that’s the last place I want Elon Musk.
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Sure.
What could go wrong with that?
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Aside from fatal crashes?
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Poor Kevin.
Pastry put an end to his freedom.
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I’d have to want a Big Gulp pretty damn bad to make a midnight snack run there.
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Oh, come on.
Is nothing sacred anymore?
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River's world..... 
Someone is super hard up to write a ridiculous headline like that…but kinda makes me wanna read it. Ahh read it, it was in reference to my favorite scene the passionate kiss on the stairs…which more blatantly than secretly horny…but even hornier is the implied nude scene when George steps on Marys robe and she hides in a bush. That is definitely more risque than that kiss.
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Some people have to cheapen and ruin everything. George and Mary are young and in love. They have 3 kids… we get it. They had sex.
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I think I’d like someone with a better track record than Elon sticking something in my brain. Maybe Colonel Sanders.
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I just watched a bio on the Colonel. Did you know he started cooking his chicken in a gas station…?
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Did not know that. Mmmmm
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Pastries have also put an end to my freedom. My freedom from thinness.
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At this point I can’t even see thin in my rear view mirror…
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Is Elon a felon….
Or simply a nut case?
What’s more, I have a feelin’
He’s a human race disgrace.
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A bit of both I’d say…
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Elon Musk is a total TOOL, and I’m pretty sure no one wants to have him inside anyones head. The rest of this news, I definitely couldn’t use.
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Score!
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My only qualm with the last headline is the word “secretly.” Seems pretty obvious to me everyone but ol’ Clarence is hoping for a different kind of stocking stuffer in Bedford Falls!
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Elon is not likely to crack my noggin’. Or anyone else for that matter. That convenience store shown here is certainly far from convenient, but then again the one a quarter-mile away from here isn’t much better during rush hour lol.
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Can you imagine having Elon Musk hardwired to your cerebral cortex?
Ack!
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Pastry, the downfall of many.
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Check out Donna Reed’s magical index fingers. Jimmy doesn’t stand a chance.
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