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News you can’t use.

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You know I’m never going to run out of these.

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Just when you think things can’t get any more ridiculous….

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They do.

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And speaking of nipples….

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Jesus wept.

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Humans aren’t a very bright species. Id say that’s proof..

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Call me crazy, but if you’re living somewhere illegally? It’s probably not a great idea to call this much attention to yourself.

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32 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

      1. I doubt that doing useless news is done —
        I suspect you’re experiencing too much fun
        To stop when you’re having such a ball….
        Though I can’t help but wonder where you get it all!

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  4. Okay, let’s take this in order: Walking around town in my skivvies makes me think of that dream I had after I ate half a Reuben sandwich for a bedtime snack. The woman in the first pic needs to know that skivvies over your tights isn’t just a bad look, it’s chickenshit. The next pic is still chickenshit, even without the tights. Want to make a statement, Bella? Grow your bush until it looks like it came off a Turkish wrestler and show everyone the real you. One more thing: They call them tighty whities for a reason, get a smaller pair. Onward.
    The fried pig nipples, if properly prepared, would be chicharrones, absolutely delicious and not even a little bit disgusting. Ugly is beautiful. That was easy.
    The fake nipple bra? Just sad. The lady in the photo has at least one nipple pointing down and to the left. She seems a bit young to have experienced that much gravitational force, especially in a bra. Ladies, please, love your tits, we all do.
    The ramen restaurant could be good as long as it was cheap enough for a poor person to go there and have a meal. That’s my extenuating circumstance. The restaurant owners may not have one.
    Squatting for fifteen years is impressive even if you’re good at flying under the radar. I don’t know what to think about these two.
    This news was, once again, completely useless. Thank you.

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      1. Thank you for the useless, but still thought provoking, post. I thought about an afro wig stuffed inside Bella’s undies, but decided Turkish wrestler was more authentic, OK funny too.
        Do you like pork rinds? The part of that picture that bothered me was the poor piggie with only one row of nipples. Get that sow some bag balm STAT!
        Really, thanks very much for this. I enjoy reading these posts even if I don’t comment.

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  9. The only one worth commenting on is the squatters, hiding out in very loud sight. Who is gling to suspect? I take it Floriduh has no law that squatters own a home after living there for x number of years. The more I hear about Floriduh, the less chance of ever going there. Wackadoodle country, My apologies to the nice people who live there.

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  10. No….no, no, no. Why does the human species continually make stupid people famous? The Kardashians, is a good example. Paris Hilton is another, and now the “pantless” trend is a thing? No wonder aliens probe where the do…..ugh.

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