News you can’t use.

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New year? New ridiculous news…

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This takes the phrase “piss on it” to a whole new level.

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*Note to self – cross Baltimore off vacation destination list. *

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I never actually wanted to live to 150, but damn it… knowing I could have really ticks me off.

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Not many T Rexes walking around today so I guess we showed them.

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This explains so much!

All our renovation disasters. I don’t need a contractor.. I need an exorcist!

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14 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. It sounds like Baltimore might want to cut back on the hydration level. I wonder if exorcists actually have renovation experts on stand-by in case the evil tears through the house on its way out? It sounds to me like a good idea to have a subcontractor on-call for any exorcism.

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  2. If a jackass peeing on a building erodes it, can you tell me why or a sap peeing on a pine tree or a dog peeing on a fire hydrant doesn’t have the same effect?

    That would be news I COULD use (just in case I’m ever asked).

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