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Trust me, you really can’t.
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I’m almost afraid to ask what she was letting go of…
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*Note to Travel Architect… please include this colony on your upcoming trip*
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I can attest to the veracity of this affliction.
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What can I say?
Maine winters are long.
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Of course he does.
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That.. my friends, is the very definition of useless news.
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River's world..... 
I find it best to sit until my butt goes numb and then head to the clinic for my vaccinations. Yes… yes… the vaccinations are in my arm but I don’t notice because I’m still thinking about how I CAN’T FEEL MY BEHIND…
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Dead butt is a perfect pain deflection plan. Kudos…
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This is one seriously useless post, especially the bit about Beyo’nce’s chapped ass. (Gotta put the accent mark in the right place, ya know). I don’t know how, but wombats missed my good pets/bad pets post. Sorry guys.
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Good pet.
Most definitely wombat, good.
👍
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Country Beyoncé, numb ass syndrome are all hard no’s. An island full of adorable wombats, totes yes!
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I’ll take a wombat over Beyoncé any old day.
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Thanks for narrowing this down to the truly useless – wow. And yet some people are hanging on every line of these stories.
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I try.
And oddly enough, it’s not even that difficult.
😉
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It is a valuable public service she provides. Can you imagine having to cull the news for this on your own?
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There’s no limit to the sacrifice I make for my readers.
😉
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Is there any correlation between injection of questionable substances and dead butt syndrome? I just read of a mother and daughter who were arrested for planning to inject an undercover cop with “an unlabeled brown liquid” for $6000.
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I don’t think I’m qualified to answer that question.
🤣
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That’s okay – they weren’t qualified to provide dubious medical services. (They gave the cop a Xanax first to help her relax). But it’s okay because one of them said she wants to be a doctor.
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🤣
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I don’t think I’m gonna get dead butt syndrome, but I eagerly await the forthcoming commercials where they try to sell you a pill for it.🙂
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As do I, sir
As do I ….
🤣
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How, exactly, do you know if your butt is functioning normally? Perhaps we all need Beyonce’s chaps…
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I know I don’t…
🤣
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Okay. I have another question; sorry. When it says “literally falling asleep” does that mean that pins and needles feeling you get when you stay in one position too long, or does that mean actually falling asleep and the sound you hear coming out of their butts is really snoring and not what you thought it was?
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So you’re saying those baked bean toots I hear from across the room are actually snores?
Interesting …
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I’m not saying that…I was wondering if the article was saying that.
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You have to take credit when credit is due…
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“Gluteal amnesia”… 🤣
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I googled it and damn it if it isn’t far off the beaten path. Not only is it on an island, it’s on an island off another island (Tasmania). I’m going to have to put that on our “next time” trip. 😦
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Very disappointing, that… but I understand.
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Prince was able to get away with wearing assless chaps without having to resort to country music. God, I miss him.
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He probably had more purple sequined jumpsuits as well. The nan liked his fashion…
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