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I have no idea who this is but she keeps popping up on my news feed, screaming for attention.
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Macaroni and cheese hair?
Check.
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Slutty mermaid?
Check.
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Assless pants with a horse tail?
Check.
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And because a girl has to accessorize, a horse purse to match. .. though it looks more like a dog to me.
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Don’t have anything clean to wear?
No problem, just slip on a garment bag.
And then…
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She wore an outfit made from condoms.
As one does…
WTH?
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River's world..... 
“Screaming for attention,” as you said. What else is there to say (other than: if she can command that kind of media attention, she really should be highlighting the plight of the French cheeses you wrote about a while back, not plasticky Velveeta pretend cheese)?
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Exactly! Wear a Brie bra if you really want to make a statement…
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Just realised that would be Brie briefs…
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Mind you, I do love a bit of Brie…
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If the cheese fits…
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😂
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“As one does!”
Seems like she and Ye’s current wife are fighting for attention via public nudity.
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The ridiculous factor is off the charts…
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She can’t win cause Ye just adds to the mess
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I thought the color description was mean, but there’s Velvetta in her clear purse.
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I think the Velveeta was the point…
😉
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She’s an actress, apparently, who plays a lot of roles in which, suddenly all her clothes fall off…
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Yeah. I hate when that happens…
😉
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Oh my… 🤐
I don’t know who she is. First have heard of her here.
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It seems we’re both out of touch…
😉
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Yes. And I am probably out of touch with a lot of things now. 😊
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Too bad her father wasn’t wearing one of those condoms the night she was conceived.
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Ha!
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I always get her mixed up with Megan Fox – don’t get on her case about the clothes – someone designed them and then paid her to wear them…she’s got the body for them and it pays the rent…
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Pays her to wear them.. why? Is there a huge market for condom skirts that I’m unaware of?
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Is there a market for any of the the off the wall fashions? Even the top designers throw in some weird crap – and some fashions are purposely designed to be over the top for a specific event – like for the Met Gala every year. I take it you don’t follow the NY and Paris Fashion Weeks…
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I love the Met gala, very creative fashion. And sadly Paris fashion week is a bit beyond my budget…
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Another person jumping on the “Crazy Outfit Pathway to Fame” train. Looks like it’s working…but is it actually fame or infamy? LOL.
Deb
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Who wants to be famous for condom clothes?
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La Grande Dame did a condom outfit much better. I’d add a link but I don’t think it’s allowed in the JetPack app. It’s worth the Google search!
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Wow.
🤣
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She screams insecure bimbo! They live among us apparently.
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And in cheesy color…
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I’m with Ally Bean, she’s an attention seeker for sure. And, I don’t know nor care who she is, she looks ridiculous.
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That’s the main thing. I mean, if you’re going to wear a coat hanger… you need to rock it.
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Ridiculous street ho line
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Two questions: 1) Is Velveeta Gold based on djt’s hair (and skin) color? 2) Is the black outfit meant to get people to remark “You look like a horse’s ass”?
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I believe The Donald’s coloring is more of a Cheeto shade , but yes to the second question.
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Who knew underwear was so versitile
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She’s prepared for her next orgy. But if that accessory is a horse, I don’t want to meet it 9n a dark stormy night. Never has a horse looked less horsey! Arf Arf.
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Agreed. It’s a leather abomination….
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Tell her to put the velveeta in her hair. That’s pretty weak just carrying some. Live a little.🧀
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I agree.
Authenticity is everything…
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NGL, I’m half turned on and half terrified.
OK, fine. 60/40.
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Maybe Tara has a pair of those pants in her closet. Go check… I’ll wait.
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She sure does! I’m a lucky guy.
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I think I’ve seen her in an interview once; maybe she’s a model? I would seriously hope she’s getting some therapy because this girl is screaming Daddy or Mommy issues!
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