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Because it’s Monday and that’s how we start the week around here.

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If you reach a certain age, your mother’s words will start pouring from your mouth. This just proves it scientifically. .

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Not the French fries!

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Oh, those crazy kids.

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A biological cliff? Sure.

There’s also the actual cliff menopausal women want to hurl themselves off after years of hot flashes, fatigue and weight gain. Unfortunately we’re all too tired to do it.

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We saw a male hippo do this at the National Zoo.

Speaking as a female? I did not love it.

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I was extremely glad to read it wasn’t kale. Or quinoa. Or liver, or lentils. No…. his secret to long life?

Fish and chips.

Thank you sir. You’ve restored my faith in humanity.

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