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I really need to up my game when thrifting because the people on this page are leaving me in the dust.
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Hosting a dinner party back in the day clearly required some serious skill.
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What the utter Hell is that?
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Because no one wants to take the time to plug in a crystal when you really need one now.
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That’s some ugly ass spelling as well.
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Speaking as a juvenile delinquent who smuggled shoulder harnessed squeezable flasks filled with alcohol into every concert venue she ever entered….
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There’s a line, and this is it.
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River's world..... 
The first and last crack me right up! 😀
(I can just see the bouncer at at gig / club checking a girl / woman’s handbag and stuttering and stammering; and his brain would be going into meltdown, weighing up the chances of being a hero to his boss for spotting the illicit smuggling … or find himself on the front page of the morning newspaper, forever damned as sexist, misogynistic pervert who likes nothing better than belittle and embarrass women.
“Thank you, ma’am – the auditorium’s just down the steps and to the right.” )
😀 😀 😀
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Maybe I should have used them back then after all…
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Booze bags concealed as Tampons? Ugh.
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Those “flasks” are just….blah. It’s a far cry from using my dads silver flask and putting it in my socks and walking past the bouncer……..ahem security guard.
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Everything in this post… wow. 😐😁
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Thrifting is always an adventure.
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Ewww that last one 🤮
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Are you hoping to compete with your husband for the most junk?
To the best of my knowledge, my mommy never carried around fully charged crystals, especially not ones that are probably chunks of plastic.
Those flasks could be used to smuggle all manner of goods. They may be bringing fentanyl across the border as we speak. What would border guards do if their drug-sniffing dogs hit on someone’s tampons?
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Absolutely not! I’m always trying to clean out space and donate things when he’s not looking. 😉
As for drug filled feminine hygiene products, I imagine that’s already been tried.
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Bellydancing for hubby and his friends, eh? Kinky!
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The hostess with the most-est.
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I bet!
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When I opened this post I screamed out loud. I don’t know what the hell that is in the back of that car but I don’t want to meet up with it. “Smuggle Your Booze” IS outside-the-box thinking, but I get that might not be a desirable option.
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That was a rather bizarre creature. Makes me wonder who built it… and why.
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Oh I laughed way too hard for so early in the morning!!!
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Then my work here is done.
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And you do it so well!🤗🙌🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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