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I don’t know why, but it seems my pickle algorithms have been reactivated.
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Ugh.
Keep your briny spears out of my bread!
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Someone bought this at Goodwill and while I thought it must have been a joke, turns out it wasn’t. The horror really exists.
“Yes, Vlasic and the candle brand Candier have partnered on a 100-percent wax candle that looks like a real jar of Vlasic Original Dill Wholes and smells, well, like a real jar of Vlasic Original Dill Wholes. “It was a no-brainer for us,”
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Because some of you are going to be covered in crunchy protein very soon.
Bon appetit!
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I have a jade plant that is now covered in white spots. They’re not bugs or moldy powder that can be wiped off, but are imbedded in the leaves themselves. Anyone have a clue what’s going on?
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It seems my husband chose well when purchasing our new toaster.
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River's world..... 
Debatable which is more gross – pickle bread r marinated cicadas. Speee-eeuuuw!
(Whenever I read your pickle related posts, I instantly think of this … I have this as a ‘surprise’ track on my playlists for any party I’m having . 😀 )
https://youtu.be/TA6g0dvVt1g?si=q6P8gxwA0Pw9cO72
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Ha!
That should be my pickle post theme song…
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If I knew someone who was pregnant, I might get them that candle as a gag gift, but that pickle bread is literally making me gag.
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Ditto.
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Yeah, leave bread alone and that candle and cicadas recipe, eww 🤮. I have no idea what is going on with your jade plant.
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A toaster with only five settings? Nuh-uh. I need one that goes up to 11 and will set off the smoke alarm to get that perfect crunch I like…
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You sound like my husband. He puts it down twice and knows it’s done when it catches fire.
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Why all the hate for the dill pickle bread, I wonder. It genuinely looks delicious to me.
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It would…
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I mean, I get that some people don’t like pickles. But it doesn’t seem particularly gross adding them to bread. We already do that with zucchini and nobody even blinks. Now, if this were a loaf of sardine bread, I might understand the disgust…
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I don’t hate pickles, just wish they would stay in their lane … and out of my bread.
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“Rolls Royce of Toasters” is an impressive claim. All I know is every toaster I’ve ever used made the first two slices perfectly, but it was too much to ask the second two to come out the same way.
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So far this one has been impressively consistent.
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Ha! That’ll teach you to give him a hard time about spending so much money on a toaster. How does it feel to be toasting with a Rolls Royce every morning?
Book now to get your AirBnB in Springfield, IL, where both hatchings of cicadas will occur. Be there! Will be wild! (And you thought a total eclipse would make rooms hard to find.)
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If riding to the store to buy the bread in an actual Rolls Royce was included? I’d be a tad more impressed…
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