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If it’s Monday, it’s time for useless news.
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There’s a question I rarely ask myself.
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Now I’m twice as glad I don’t eat tofu.
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Poor beetle. When I wear my reading glasses I’ve been mistaken for a schoolteacher, … but poo? That’s got to hurt.
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Finally, a church worth attending.
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To heck with the Eucharist, ‘shrooms will help you meet Jesus quicker than stale crackers and boxed wine.
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I’ve got an idea… stop pooping in it.
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Sure. That’s an application totally worthy of crashing our electric grid.
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River's world..... 
I’m just glad they didn’t say the newly discovered Australian beetle is deadly. They don’t need any more poisonous/stinging/biting/attack creatures.
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They’ve got so many, I’m sure no one would even notice..
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One more reason to keep tofu off the shopping list. I’m gonna need a second page.
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Protestants have grape juice and matzo. Some supper.
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Tofu brains, no there’s a new medical description for mushy brains. Poor beetle, I feel bed for it being mistaken for bird poo. And that’s all the news I couldn’t use I’m going to comment on.
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That beetle looks like it needs help after walking through a web…and for Heaven’s sake wash your bottles, people!
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Bottle carrying Fecal matter? Don’t take it in the bathroom stall.
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No kidding.
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