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Still here.
Still useless.
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Proof positive people will buy anything.
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Yeah, it’s always the last place you look.
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Because we all need another one of those.
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Yikes.
For once I’m glad my plumbing is female.
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Because we keep voting for them, that’s why.
But seriously, the creature can live without its head for 30 days. You have to admit, that’s impressive.
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I’ve talked to my second grade students about microplastics in the oceans. Think I’ll save my ass and my job by not mentioning the testicles. Their HS bio teacher can lob that truth bomb at them.
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Testicles works great for ancient history. Remember the great Roman statesman Testicles, Pro Consul of Scrotum?
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I do not. But I’m sure there’s a story there…
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Not much of one. I was watching the Fall of the Roman Empire with sone friends. It began with a long parade with a who’s who of Roman big shots, which we endowed with new and improved names.
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As one does…
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And not a very well written one, it would seem.
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Haha!
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Wise choice.
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I had to look up the story about the python – Yikes – 16 foot snakes? With sharp teeth? No thanks. And people keep them as ‘pets’? Oy!
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My SIL had a boa constrictor in college. It was fascinating, until she had to feed it live prey.
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If. If we still had a parakeet I could not use this news. I could not line the bottom of the bird cage with it. I would be afraid it would traumatize the bird. Just in case it could read…
In the mean time, mean being the operative word I will try to find an alternate place for storing unwanted plastics. And oceans and streams will not be my second choice…
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Bird cage lining is the perfect use for my weekly news. Traumatized birds aside…
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Those microplastics are everywhere. Definitely in everyone’s plumbing. My son is still lobbying for a Komodo dragon as a pet. Future Bond villain in my house.
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Very cool.
I vote yes…
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LOL. Are my comments that annoying?
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No…
I just think the dragons are fascinating. And think of the blog fodder…
😉
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and the dragon fodder.
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That too!
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“Dear Readers, It’s been 0 days since Kimi the Komodo dragon bit me…”
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See? I’m already interested…
😉
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Too bad I’m already dead.
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Yeah. That might interfere with blogging…
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Live without its head for 30 days? Is that all they got? I can name Congressmen/women who are measuring that time in years.
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🤣
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Eww, yuck. I mean if they couldn’t see a human shaped object inside that python then what the hell? Duh!
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I’ve been waiting for you to post the microplastics one… but my copy says penis instead of testicles.
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Yikes. That might be worse….
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It’s oddly more visual for me.
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