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Someone was enjoying the patio furniture on our deck the other afternoon….
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And it wasn’t me.
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This does not bode well.
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Not well at all.
She looks way too comfortable.
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Someone was enjoying the patio furniture on our deck the other afternoon….
.

.
And it wasn’t me.
.

.
This does not bode well.
.

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Not well at all.
She looks way too comfortable.
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If you are too cheap to buy a squirrel bed, you’ll never get it off your chair…
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I refuse to make that little witch any more comfortable than she already is.
😡
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Nice chairs!
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Thanks!
Shame she likes them too.
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🤣
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I don’t understand how she’s still around after all this time? She is a Super Squirrel that’s for sure, not even knowing how many broods she’s given birth to.
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If it’s not her? It’s one of her demon seed…
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One step closer to being in your kitchen and helping herself. 🤣
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Noooo!
😳
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Where is a hawk when you need one?!
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Exactly!
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How often are you prepared to clean the squirrel shit off those chairs? I know you don’t want to sit in it and I’m sure you would be mortified to invite your friends over and have them see it. We’ve been over the actual solution before so no reason to go there again. Let me know if you find something that gets them clean without an excess of water and/or elbow grease. Good luck.
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I’ve been chasing her off on a daily basis. More lethal measures are not an option.
This is a designated no kill zone.
Unless you’re a hungry hawk. Far be it for me to interfere with Mother Nature.
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All respect for your position, therefore I offer this: There is a new twist on paintball called gellyball. It’s like paintball only much lower impact, like safe for ages 4 and up lower impact. Think 2oz. gummy bear.
I doubt it would harm a squirrel, even one you despise, but she might get sick of it and come for you, allowing you to whack her in self defense or, much more to your liking, she might move on.
Cathy’s on the same page as you. At this point I would kill a groundhog and wear its skin for a hat but Cathy isn’t having it.
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Not happening.
I draw the line at physical harm.
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It’s good for the squirrel.
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Whose side are you on?
🤣
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I think she’s hoping you’ll invite her in for coffee.
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Yeah. That’s not happening!
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🤣
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And she’s mooning you. What nerve!
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The little hussy.
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I have one antagonizing my dogs. Drives them nuts and all it does is just hang there on the tree lookin’ at ’em. LOL
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They’re rotten that way.
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Maybe she’s jealous of all the other animals that have been hanging around.
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I honestly don’t care.
🤣
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