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Because you need more useless crap in your life.
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I’ve been to some bad weddings, but they never started with the invitation.
Ouch!
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Hope the kids don’t find those on daddy’s nightstand and start nibbling.
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A little clarity here, she calls her padded bra gel inserts chicken cutlets. Which is disturbing in itself…
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Sure.
What could go wrong there?
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Because the other fish are making fun of how ugly it is?
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River's world..... 
Bullet vending machine? I thought, “This has got to be in TX.” Only then did I notice that it said Texas Monthly. 🙄
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My SIL moved there decades ago and became a completely different person. She’d probably approve..
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Their motto says it all: Don’t Mess with Texas
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She used to be a free spirited, environmentally friendly liberal. Now she works for an oil company and votes for Trump.
🤷♀️
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Two clips and a Snickers, please…wth?
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It’s beyond crazy.
It’s Texas…
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I didn’t think the snakehead fish was even edible. They’ve been trying to get rid of those things for years around here. As for weddings these days, so many stories in the papers about ‘bad’ behavior on the part of brides and grooms especially surrounding the demands the couple makes including the cost of admission. I love reading those stories on Reddit and Bored Panda. I come from a culture where the wedding gift is always cash and the ‘thing’ gift is a shower gift.
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Weddings are definitely not what they used to be….
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Sadly, marriages don’t seem to be either.
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Mine is!
❤️
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I kinda knew that. Hats off to both of you.
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Well the bra insert’s made out of gel are called cutlets. Not chicken cutlets though, but then again Kelly Ripa isn’t exactly Einstein here. Weddings are getting out of hand with these bridezillas on the lose, demanding and narcissistic. I would have sent the invite back with a huge HELLS NO in red sharpie on the front. And those fish….ewww.
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I think HELLS NO is the only proper RSVP to that invitation…
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The last couple of weddings I was “invited” there were no invitations. One was a “go to this website for the details” and the other was just the mother of the groom’s promise that I was invited – no idea where to go or when though. I went to neither. The first one I did send a gift as it was my silly nephew.
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A website for details?
I can’t even…
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According to Gail, “chicken cutlets” are used by thousands of women. It was on Facebook.
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Still funny…
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Weird funny.
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I’m sorry, but when did brides start charging their wedding guests for meals? $100 a plate? Caviar, truffles, and hundred year-old champagne? No thank you!
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Agreed.
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brilliant collection of oddities here: strange, entertaining and disturbing —
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And above all, useless.
I hope…
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yes, definitely —
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Then my work here is done.
😉
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I saw a post about a couple who required guests to “buy tickets” to their wedding ($300+ per person)… and people actually did it!
I’ve always knoen those bra ibserts as chicken filets/cutlets cause that’s what they look like
I despise the bullet machines. I know they’re in OK and plan to expand to other states. This country has gone insane!
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Oh crap, you mean there’s more than one bullet vending machine?
WTH!
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Yep! Installed a bunch in OK and at least 3 more states planned.
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Crazy…
😡
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