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It’s the best kind.
Trust me.
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That’s one way to guarantee a win.
And so very Russian.
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Serves you right for eating the yogurt that was clearly labeled with her name Dave…
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The reason they live longer than the rest of us?
Wombats.
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I have honestly never wanted to take a Hollywood bus tour…
Until now.
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Apparently it can.
Take a walk immediately after eating a big meal and let ‘er rip. Your digestive tract will thank you.
Though the person walking behind you might not.
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I am missing so much…sigh.
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Which, in this case… is a good thing.
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Hey man, if you’re supreme leader (or whatever the hell Putin’s title is) poisons his enemies, it must be ok, right? And after our time in Australia, I’m not surprised they live longer, healthier lives. The husband wants to move there now – that’s how much he liked the Australians and their country.
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A schoolmate of mine took her graduation vacation in New Zealand. She comes back to visit once in a while.
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I’d love to visit NZ!
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So would I, but it will never happen. I have too mwny med8cal isdues to travel that far.
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That’s the ultimate travel review right there.
So good, I want to move.
👍
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Every Australian lives longer, except that so-called Olympic breakdancing idiot who embarrassed her entire country. She’s being expatriated to Russia….🤣.
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🤣🤣🤣
Poor thing. She tried…
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No…no SHE DIDN’T TRY! She was an Aussie disaster.
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Australians just pretend that their fauna is deadly to keep the rest of us out. Clever.
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Devilishly so. Yes…
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Nothing could make me take a Hollywood tour. My pipe dream tour was to visit all the big thoroughbred race tracks in the world. I never expected to make it, and so far I have ducceeded.
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I met Mr Goldblum and desperately wish I’d been on that tour bus!
The mercury/chess chick was caught on vid and several people were exposed at non-lethal levels.
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Also, the TMZ tour is fun. I’m local and I enjoyed it, despite not seeing a single celeb. I went on a cold night and learned the best time to go is early afternoon, to catch celebs at lunch. TMZ is the only tour that re-routes if they hear of a celeb being out somewhere.
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Was he as quirky in person?
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100%!
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“Accidentally” bumping into the chess board and knocking over the pieces is a lot easier than going to all that trouble of poisoning your opponent with mercury.
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You would think…
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