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Because you need your weekly fix of nonsense news.
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If your penis can lift barbells? I don’t want to know about it…
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Or not.
I’m going with not.
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I am a menopausal woman of a certain age, and while I don’t yet resemble Lord Dudley Mountcatten on the whisker front… I will admit to fighting one stubborn hair that has no business on my chin.
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I only have one question, but it’s the most important.
Does the cow enjoy it?
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I’m not at all conflicted.
They’re awful.
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River's world..... 
Sneex? Haven’t we always been divided along the line of crazy and not crazy?
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Yes.
But now our feet are divided as well…
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Why not try a stiletto on one foot, and a sneaker on the other. Can’t be any worse.
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Ouch!
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The whole point of sneakers is comfort. Why ruin that?
My takeaway is that eggplant is the key to penis health. Eggplant parmagiana, anyone?
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Sneakers are already a ridiculously expensive fashion statement, why add heels?
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That has got to be the worst shoe cocept I have ever seen
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Is that Eggplant supposed to represent my penis? Wow. My biology teacher lied and, it would seem, I have been looking at this all wrong. Instead of using it for sex and reproduction, I should have been using it for Parmesan.
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So many wasted years…
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I LOVE those shoes. I went to the web site and oh how I wish I was 30 years younger. I lived in stilettos for 30+ years and when I had to trash my shoe supply I cried. They are a bit beyond my budget ($595!) but a girl can drool…
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Just wondering if you have spine or ankle/knee problems? Ask any physiotherapist. The most common cause of back problems for women is high-heeled shoes, with spikes being the worst. If you have no back problems you are one lucky lady.
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I miss my high heels, but not enough to painfully cram my bunions in them.
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I’m not sure how the eggplant emoji came to represent a penis. It is sad for me. A friend who is a graphic artist designed a logo (45+ years ago) for a food co-op I’m part of. It became the icon by which the organization was/is known. I wonder how many look at the image now and think “penis” instead of “food”.
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I’m guessing everyone.
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I was hoping it was only everyone under a certain age.
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Yep, I’ve had my fill of nonsensical new, thanks River!
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You’re quite welcome.
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There’s a song for that. And I’m giving you about the worst version I know — cuz that wyat the ad deserves:
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Never heard that one!
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I only knew the single by Tommy Tucker. There must be worse versions than this one!
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Here’s my favourite.
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You’re really milking every last drop out of these news articles, aren’t you?
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I try…
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Do you remember platform sneakers… prob 15 or more years ago? A friend was wearing them, ran after her kid, and broke both her ankles.
My life is now a daily, near OCD, battle with course grey facial hairs and thin wavy white hairs on my arms.
TMI: I support the first headline. I’ve had a couple “boyfriends” who had enough muscle control to make their penis “jump”. It affects me like a mouse affects a cat… I POUNCE (in a hood way).
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Raw Milk from Cows? If you don’t live on a farm; are cattle farmers charging for this? If it’s a TicToc trend, they could make a lot!
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Someone needs to ask the cows…
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